"What else would you love, aside from being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head?"
Penny (Kaley Cuoco) to Raj (Kunal Nayyar), whose perfect romantic fantasy very closely resembles the plot of Dirty Dancing on The Big Bang Theory
"Back then, you were too good to pee in a ditch.'"
Mike (Neil Flynn), reminiscing to wife Frankie about a gas-station stop during a road trip early in their marriage on The Middle
"It looks kind of homoerotic to me..."
"What?! There's nothing homoerotic about grappling with another man, pinning him to the ground and making him succumb to your will."
"No, I'm not dissing it, I like it... [Yelling] That's right, tear him apart! You have great chemistry!"
Mindy (Mindy Kaling) and Danny (Chris Messina), discussing an Ultimate Fighting match on The Mindy Project
"'If I ever get out of here, I will find a time and place to tell you that you make my life messy and confusing and unfocused and irrational and wonderful.' This is that time, this is that place."
Brennan (Emily Deschanel), using the note she wrote to Booth (David Boreanaz) years ago while buried alive, as the basis for her wedding vows on Bones
"This Coven doesn't need a new Supreme -- it needs a new rug."
Supreme Witch Fiona (Jessica Lange), after slashing the throat of her would-be successor Madison (Emma Roberts) and creating quite the bloody mess on American Horror Story:Coven
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