Every Sunday, TV Line features the Top TV Quotes for the week. Below are my five favorite:
"Did you hear the joke about two black guys and the two white guys who walked into a police station? The two white guys came out."
New Girl's Winston (Lamorne Morris) advising Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) to not go to the local police office with Nick and Schmidt to drunk-fight his ex's cop-boyfriend
"We've been enjoying sex very much"
Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel) telling Angela about her and Booth's honeymoon
"Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up, pee and then wander around the house."
Arthur Jeffries (Bob Newhart), to Sheldon after waking him up at 7:30 p.m. on The Big Bang Theory
"For me: Cheap dinner. Watch basketball. Bone down."
Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz), describing her ideal date on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Am I super-high or is that whore playing the piano?"
Han's stoned mother showing her surprise when she watches her son's prostitute-girlfriend channeling her inner Liberace on 2 Broke Girls
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