Here are my five favorite quotes of the week as featured on TV Line:
"That was a long time ago. I was 25."
"Yes, and you should've slept with the husband of someone with a shorter memory."
Rachel (Mary Stuart Masterson) failing to stop Jackie (Mary Beth Peil) from getting political revenge for sleeping with her dead husband on The Good Wife
"I know Florida from the movies... Are you a cocaine salesman or a pet detective?"
Jeremy (Ed Weeks) after he learns that Danny's baby brother (Max Minghella) lives in the Sunshine State on The Mindy Project
"As Lisa said, 'I might like the spaghetti marinara'/ Poor Ted just wondered silently, 'Mariano Rivera?'/ And as she said, 'I read this place has great chicken milano'/ All Ted could bring himself to think was, 'Alfonso Soriano'/ And as she said, 'How 'bout something hardy? How 'bout blackened miso cod?'/ 'Is it Joe Girardi? Holy crap, is it A-Rod?!'"
Ted (Josh Radnor) guessing which Yankee his date went out with in one of Marshall's stories with during an all-rhyming episode on How I Met Your Mother
"It's like you swallowed an old lady or something!"
Cee Lo Green after hearing 16-year-old Jacquie Lee's performance on a songs about heartache on The Voice
"Grandma Sylvie is putting the 'mack' in Maccabees."
Zoe (Rachel Bilson) to her boyfriend Joel (Josh Cooke) while they watch her uncle and his grandma's flirty interaction during a Hanukkah-themed episode on Hart of Dixie
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