Sunday, December 15, 2013

Top Quotes of the Week

Here are the five greatest quotes from last week as featured on TV Line:



"You're using money you don't have to pay off the debt you had before. And now you've gotta go into even more debt to pay off this debt. It's an endless cycle. You're never gonna catch up."
"Isn't that what you guys do with your credit cards?"
Well, yeah, but we're gonna die before they catch us."
Frankie (Patricia Heaton) and Brick (Atticus Shaffer) discussing the Heck's Ponzi scheme on The Middle

"He travels a lot.... She's put on cookie weight.... It's hard."
Haley (Sarah Hyland) explaining to shoppers why Santa and Mrs. Claus (aka Alex) are yelling on Modern Family

"I've seen things. Lady things."
"Listen to me -- that is not the way they usually look."
Sheldon (Jim Parsons) and girlfriend Amy (Mayim Bialik) talking after he helped his sister with a home birth on The Big Bang Theory

"So, how long have you guys been sleeping together this time?"
"A couple weeks. I asked her for a hand with this job. She misunderstood, and I just went with it."
Simon (Robin Williams) and Zach (James Wolk) discussing Zack hooking up with coworker Lauren (Amanda Setton) on The Crazy Ones

"You're a robot. What do you do with it?"
"Probably the same thing you do with yours -- nothing."
Kennex (Karl Urban) asking about robot partner Dorian's (Michael Ealy) nether regions... and getting burned in return on Almost Human

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