Top Quotes of the Week

Here are the top five quotes of the week as featured on TV Line:

"Show some sensitivity. I was crying because my nanny died. And also because our grief brunch was at Chipotle."

Caroline to Max for not caring that her nanny died on 2 Broke Girls

"Sometimes I think of you as mom. And sometimes I just think of you as this interesting person who lives at our house."

Zach after he learned his mother, Alicia, has professional connections to notorious drug lord Lemond Bishop on The Good Wife

"What part of the man trap are you on? Hit him over the head with a rolling pin, pull down his pants?"

"Ha ha ha. You know I don't own any cooking stuff. Joke's on you."

Danny and Mindy discussing her plan to woo Cliff at the holiday party on The Mindy Project

"Barney, there is no laser tag. We're gonna have a nice dinner, some drinks and then, according to Robin, if her Aunt Edith gets drunk enough, she'll take off her wig and they'll play hockey with it."

Ted trying to convince Barney that there is no surprise rehearsal dinner being planned by Robin on How I Met Your Mother

"You look like an angry showgirl."

Host Phil Keoghan greeting Travis at the pit-stop dressed up as a traditional Javanese bride on The Amazing Race